do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
When bad ideas goes bad.
if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead
"you’re obsessed with video games"
President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie
I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.
the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away
I amuse myself more than I amuse other people
I need a boy to think about me before he falls asleep so I can laugh at the bitch for catching feelings